it wasn't lemon gatorade
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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