its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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