omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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