You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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