i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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