oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
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