Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
my poor anus
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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