And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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