ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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