You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
there is puke in my bra ... again
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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