We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
How external is "for external use only"?
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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