You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
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