Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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