Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
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