She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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