If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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