i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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