Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I did not marry a roomba.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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