I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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