you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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