More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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