I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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