I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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