He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
