I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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