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You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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