her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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