i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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