I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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