Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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