Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
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