and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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