Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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