I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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