he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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