is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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