discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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