With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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