I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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