I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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