Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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