So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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