I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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