Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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