Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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