It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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