1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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