Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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