Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
No subtext here. People are naked.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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