I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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