Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
