Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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